[Scene opens with you dancing, gaming, or watching TV]
(Voiceover: Excited) "Ahhh, today na enjoyment day! Everything just dey sweet!"
[Suddenly, the light goes off]
(Voiceover: Shocked) "WAIT! NOOO!! NEPA, YOU NO FIT DO THIS TO ME!"
[You freeze, mouth open, looking around in disbelief]
(Voiceover: Dramatic) "Ah! My enemies don win today. Who I offend?!"
[You start panicking, checking the bulb switch, looking outside for confirmation from neighbors]
(Voiceover: Begging) "Please, just bring it back for 5 minutes, I take God beg una!"
[Cut to you dramatically falling to the floor, rolling around in pain]
(Voiceover: Over-the-top emotional) "My life don spoil… My data go finish… My food go burn… JESU!!"
[Scene: You walk up to your mum/dad nervously]
(Voiceover: Innocent) "Mummy please, I need ₦1,000 for something important."
[Mum looks at you like you asked for her kidney]
(Voiceover: Mum’s reaction, deep voice) "I don’t have money!"
[Two minutes later, she pulls out ₦10,000 and gives it to your younger sibling]
(Voiceover: Shocked) "AHHH! MUMMY! You just say you no get money now now!"